Wow, you’re flexible
Guess you don’t need pedicures
When you can do that
Toenail biter-JM
Poker, 2 am
A dozen or so drinks down
I’m all in suckers!
But he didn’t say “Suckers”-JM
Lunch Invitation
Honored? Yes. But allergic
To eating rodents
140 lb. Rat for Lunch…Really.-JM
You begged me for it
Comment functionality
On Haiku Today
Use it or lose it sister!-JM
Saturday I learned
Never trust an accountant
Who wears bolo ties
Accessorized Money-watcher-JM
Hmm, I’ll click this link…
“Never gonna give you up!”
(You have been Rickrolled)
Rick Astley’s Resurgence-JM
Christian “Blowup” Bale
40 F-bombs, 3 minutes
Hero Complex? Yes
He also says Idea with an ‘R’-JM
Free Grand Slam Breakfast
Pancakes, eggs, sausage, bacon
Get in line, cheapskates!
Two hours in line for $5 in food -JM
Officer, that’s great!
If “Ticket” means “Golden Globe”
And “Warrant” means “Cash”
Optimistic Interpretation -JM
“Vote for Obama!”
A boring slogan. How ‘bout:
¡Obamanos Hoy!
The Latino Vote -JM
Hungry hikers eat
Blueberries along game trail
Fresh, moist, in small piles
Deer Poop Snack -JM
Bluetooth headset guy
Talks while texting and driving
We get it! You’re cool!
Bluetooth = Brad Pitt looks -JM
“I’m rubber you’re glue
Whatev…” Not to cut you off,
But you’re a grown man!
Learn a new freaking comeback! -JM
Take a break; relax!
Yes, there, under that big tree
By the poison oak
Frienemy -JM
