Asparagus sprigs
When eaten, make your pee smell
And also you poo
Double Whammy-JM
Sunny June morning
Beautiful for a wedding
Or a bad divorce
Independently Beautiful-JM
I’ve got a feelin’
That tonight’s gonna be a
Time to mock the Peas
Black Eyed Peas-JM
Dear Tiger Woods, your
Name implies good reflexes
Trees are made of wood
Something fishy going on-JM
Smug bracket winner
Picked all the Final Four teams
At least I’m not bald!
The Final Word on March Madness-JM
Chip on her shoulder
Years of neglect and hate? No
It’s a Dorito.
Hard Fact-JM
Dear Mr. Meathead,
Protein loving, yolked, tan. But
You smell like pennies
Copper Muscles-JM
Who passed gas? Yes, me.
But let’s consider that smell
Punitive damage
Flatulence Deterrent-JM
Mom’s Buick Skylark
6 pimply boys, tunes, State St.
Luck needed, to get chicks
Buicks Don’t Help with Ladies-JM
You’re out of a job
Feel free to take those pens though
When you pack your things
Gee, Thanks Mr. The Man-JM
“Beep” you? Ok, sure.
So I call the number here?
Then….then what happens?
My Grandpa had a Beeper Too-JM
10 year reunion
That a pen in your pocket?
It is? Ok. Good.
Awkward but Relieving-JM
Internal rumblings
Massive, foul eructation
Belch smelt round the world
Four Chili Cheese Dogs = Indigestion-JM
A dog with no legs
“Lay down. Laay down! Now Stay. Staaaay!”
(He’s very well-trained)
Obedient, if Boring, Canine-JM
Don’t worry ‘bout it
That one had a lot of spin
Ping pong, a hard game
Underhanded Compliment-JM
