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Dear Mr. Meathead,
Protein loving, yolked, tan. But
You smell like pennies
Copper Muscles-JM
Protein loving, yolked, tan. But
You smell like pennies
Copper Muscles-JM
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Who passed gas? Yes, me.
But let’s consider that smell
Punitive damage
Flatulence Deterrent-JM
But let’s consider that smell
Punitive damage
Flatulence Deterrent-JM
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Mom’s Buick Skylark
6 pimply boys, tunes, State St.
Luck needed, to get chicks
Buicks Don’t Help with Ladies-JM
6 pimply boys, tunes, State St.
Luck needed, to get chicks
Buicks Don’t Help with Ladies-JM
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You’re out of a job
Feel free to take those pens though
When you pack your things
Gee, Thanks Mr. The Man-JM
Feel free to take those pens though
When you pack your things
Gee, Thanks Mr. The Man-JM
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“Beep” you? Ok, sure.
So I call the number here?
Then….then what happens?
My Grandpa had a Beeper Too-JM
So I call the number here?
Then….then what happens?
My Grandpa had a Beeper Too-JM
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10 year reunion
That a pen in your pocket?
It is? Ok. Good.
Awkward but Relieving-JM
That a pen in your pocket?
It is? Ok. Good.
Awkward but Relieving-JM
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Internal rumblings
Massive, foul eructation
Belch smelt round the world
Four Chili Cheese Dogs = Indigestion-JM
Massive, foul eructation
Belch smelt round the world
Four Chili Cheese Dogs = Indigestion-JM
A dog with no legs
“Lay down. Laay down! Now Stay. Staaaay!”
(He’s very well-trained)
Obedient, if Boring, Canine-JM
“Lay down. Laay down! Now Stay. Staaaay!”
(He’s very well-trained)
Obedient, if Boring, Canine-JM
Don’t worry ‘bout it
That one had a lot of spin
Ping pong, a hard game
Underhanded Compliment-JM
That one had a lot of spin
Ping pong, a hard game
Underhanded Compliment-JM
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Wow, you’re flexible
Guess you don’t need pedicures
When you can do that
Toenail biter-JM
Guess you don’t need pedicures
When you can do that
Toenail biter-JM
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Poker, 2 am
A dozen or so drinks down
I’m all in suckers!
But he didn’t say “Suckers”-JM
A dozen or so drinks down
I’m all in suckers!
But he didn’t say “Suckers”-JM
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Lunch Invitation
Honored? Yes. But allergic
To eating rodents
140 lb. Rat for Lunch…Really.-JM
You begged me for it
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On Haiku Today
Use it or lose it sister!-JM
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On Haiku Today
Use it or lose it sister!-JM
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Saturday I learned
Never trust an accountant
Who wears bolo ties
Accessorized Money-watcher-JM
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Hmm, I’ll click this link…
“Never gonna give you up!”
(You have been Rickrolled)
Rick Astley’s Resurgence-JM
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